Yukidaruma: The Japanese Art of Always Building Snowmen With Two Balls Instead of Three Because Why Waste Your Time and Energy?

You had me at 'Japanese art'.

The snow on Haguro. Photo by yours truly.

We had our first snow of the year the other day, so naturally I tried making a snowman.

Tried.

I couldn’t do it.

Every time I went to place the head on top of the torso it split in my hands then proceeded to ruin the man I had already made.

Every. Single. Time.

Was I doing it wrong? Was I missing something to the simp…